Fire cannot kill a dragon.
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xgpoy xactually me xfire cannot kill the dragon
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cloudyowl:

Ural Owl by Quaint.pl

cloudyowl:

Ural Owl by Quaint.pl

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xMother is that you?

bettercriminal:

problematic shit that martin freeman has said that people refuse to fucking look at: 

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martin freeman is not this sweet man that tries to be an ass. martin freeman is an asshole that tries to cover that up by being sweet to people who make him money. 

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Dude: hey now, don't be a misandrist, men have value too
Me: Not All Men
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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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nightskeptic:

I can’t do them right this moment (because I’m packing), but I’ll do a couple readings and pictures with Quantum Tarot before I go to sleep tonight.

virakul, satdeshret

YES

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beagmactire:

SINCE.

The trailer for the Film of Which I Will Not Name or Provide Advertisement for has been released, I would like to point out that I do moderate a BDSM info blog with lots of good, healthy resources for those interested in the lifestyle: thedommedaycare.

Please do not support this film and please educate yourselves.

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4ragon:

I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.

Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’

and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’

but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’

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There I was minding my own business WHEN SUDDENLY MY JAW POPS.

Okay, then. At least it feels better now.

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